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Afterward, the two embraced in the ring as they stared down at the fallen and defeated Kane, then made their way very lovingly up the ramp. Kane sat up and glared at them, and then, gazing into one another's eyes, Lita and Edge engaged in a most passionate kiss - much to the shock of Kane and all the fans watching. May 23, 2005: Edge and Lita kick off RAW by heading to the ring for one of the best promos in the history of the show.
They made the big announcement and offered explanations for their actions the previous week. As the crowd booed, Lita cracked
a comment about how she forgot she was in a "roomful of saints," and yelled, "Just because I've had more action in the past few
months than most of you have had in your entire lives, don't be jealous of me, okay?!" She explained why she "betrayed" Kane,
and how, while he was busy running her errands, she was busy falling in love - with Edge. Edge got on the mic after Lita announced
him as the next World Heavyweight Champion, laughing, saying, "This feels good. This feels very good." He looked into Lita's eyes
and told her that they didn't owe any apologies or explanations and told the crowd, "You're all jealous - jealous because we look
the way we do... Jealous because we DO the things we do." They closed out with another passionate kiss before leaving the ring.
May 30, 2005: Lita is expected to appear
along with Kane on Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel but never shows up. Instead, Edge appears on the TitanTron to let
Kane know that he won't put his girlfriend in harm's way, and that if he wants to hear from her, she'll talk to him from back
there in the locker room. Lita comes over into camera's view and announces that Kane is "like a 4th grader in the bedroom" and
that she has officially filed for divorce. Then, she and Edge go into the bathroom and Lita removes her wedding ring and tosses
it into the toilet. Edge waves and says, "bye bye" and flushes it down, and then he and Lita celebrate with a long, hungry kiss.
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