Edge: I'm doing fine, How are you?
Coach: Now I'm going to ask obviously the first question. You finally got rid of that plague, finally Matt Hardy is gone. An unbelievable performance a week ago on RAW in that Money in the Bank Ladder Match.
Edge: That’s a good way to put it - Bubonic Plague. I like that word - Bubonic. I don’t know what it means, but I like it.
Coach: I don’t even know how to spell it.
Edge: He was a Bubonic Plague - B-E-U-B-O-N-I-C - that’s my guess. So yeah, I got rid of him, and I did it like you said, in one hell of a Ladder Match. I have to hand it to him, as much as I don't like the guy, he brings the best out of the Edger. Whether it was a street fight, whether it was a cage match or the ladder match, when you saw Edge vs. Matt Hardy, you were in for something special.
Coach: It was fantastic. All those matches you mentioned were off the chart. And I have got to ask, got to get a little bit of the dirt, kid, I mean after the Money in the Bank Ladder Match, you were bruised, you were beaten, you were down. But were you still able to get up, if you know what I'm saying, at the end of the night?
Edge: (Laughing) And you know I don’t need those blue pills.
Coach: We know Ric Flair does.
Edge: I am in my prime; they say 17... No, no. I'm 31 and I'm loving life, and so is Lita, if you know what I'm saying. They don’t call me "Mr. Money in the Bank" just for my wrestling skills.
Coach: Now, this past week on RAW, you teamed up with Kurt Angle, you teamed up with Carlito and again the roll continues. You guys were victorious, but more important than that, you eluded the fact that you are Mr. Money in the Bank still. When are we going to see you take advantage of that WWE World Championship?
Edge: The key word there was advantage. I'm not going to just walk in when John Cena is fresh doing that you can’t see me B.S. crap. I'm not letting the man hold me down, Coach. A guy like John Cena, please, coming out high stepping onstage like he does, you know what I am going to do, I'm smart - I have held this for so long now, why not hold it until it is to my advantage, Coach? I'm smart. That's all there is to it.
Coach: Now, one final question. I don't think people realize, but me and you traveled together. We have been on airplanes, up and down roads on I-10, across I-70 together, but I don’t think people realize that we have to get a bigger trunk for your luggage, my luggage, and that stupid briefcase. It’s got to pay off sometime?
Edge: It’s got to; I have lugged this thing around for almost a year now. Mind you, though, it has gotten some good wear and tear. It’s got a Shawn Michaels dent in there, a Kane dent, a Matt Hardy dent. I should sell this one day after I use it.
Coach: Auction.com, look for it. Well Edge, I know you're busy. Mr. Money in the Bank on the Cast this week.
Edge: To quote Christian, that’s how we roll; I don’t say it as good as him though.
Coach: We had Christian on last week and he didn't say “that’s how we roll,” so give it to them.
Edge: That’s how we roll - in case you’re listening, Christian.
Coach: That’s the Edger on the cast.